5G protection -- another scam

Adding one of these to your endpoint will not improve SQ!

How can that be since it contains this -
wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser

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I know! Perhaps it requires a listening test…

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Worth it for the 128MB of storage alone!

Can you get one that helps Ethernet?

If you open this link, you might be taking a chance.
To be safe, open it on an iOS or Android device and don’t accept any cookies.

Still, it’s a good laugh that reads like some of the other snake oil adverts.
Probably the same type of people.


As the article that was in the OP states ‘vulnerable people need protection’.

The 5GBioShield USB Key restores the coherence of the geometry of the atoms, which allows a perfect induction for life forces, by (re-) creating a cardiac coherence, via plasmic support and interactivity.

You’ve got to laugh, haven’t you? :roll_eyes:

@Slim_Fishguttz: for “vulnerable people” read “gullible idiots”.

More testimonials here:

Chris, who called 5GBioShield an “incredible product,” is quoted as saying, “I noticed my field reaching coherence and eliminating the frantic energy. Most importantly it has enabled me to access a higher vibration and help the pineal gland. I am more intentional, and in touch with others on a non verbal level. Where I live there is wifi and 4-g everywhere, and your bio shield is making it bearable. All of you who have developed this have done an incalculable service to humanity.”

Someone identified only as “Dr D” claims to be a medical doctor and said they “put one USB device under my pillow, expecting nothing to happen.” But later, Dr D reported feeling “a strange ‘tingling’ feeling… I suspect the USB device has in some way normalized my energy to be as it should, and not negative or harmful.”

… and the soundstage was deeper, with more realism in the mids.

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For the tin foil hat crowd.

From a post on a related subject -

I suppose by fleecing the terminally dumb, they have slightly reduced their fitness to reproduce their DNA and improved humanity’s gene pool by an infinitesimal amount. Now if we could get something like that for antivaxxers… (that was actually Andrew Wakefield’s intended scam, he was going to market a branded line of “safe” vaccines to his chumps).

I love this guy … cracks me up so bad sometimes I have turn it off and recompose. Watch his other videos if you dare…you might just die laughing

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He looks like he’s just licked his Van der Graaf generator or his Tesla coil, never mind a 9V battery!
Hilarious! :joy::joy: