Circumstances brought to mind, the late and lamented Amazing Mr Smith…
You know… the room formerly known as The Prince Room.
You could always take the Andrew Eldrich approach and go the drum machine route, he even had a name for his, Doktor Avalanche:
We just hate drummers. There are only a few good ones on the planet. If we had John Bonham or [Siouxsie and the Banshees’] Budgie or the guy that used to play with the Comsat Angels [Mik Glaisher], then I’d quite like to be playing with a drummer. But we’ve gotten used to the Doktor, and he calls the shots, so we don’t have much choice anymore.
Why not both?
Russel’s teapot !
Very appropriate as I have just bought an Emerald X7 parlour guitar with the HyVibe system… It’s blowing my mind, a small explosion I know…