These are just great. The author, Steve Howard, is one of the UK’s leading sax and clarinet techs and quite literally wrote the Haynes manuals for maintaining these instruments!
Billy Connelly: With banjo players there are some sentences you never hear anyone say: “She left with the banjo player”, “That’s the banjo player’s Ferrari” …
Audiophile 1: “Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness.”
Audiophile 2: “That’s so sad, what did he have?”
Audiophile 1: " Krell, Thiel, Theta, and Nordost."
The world famous Amazon Denon cable listing, reviews including gems such as…
“Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it.”