Audio or music related anecdotes, jokes, cartoons...anyone?

(Chris ) #365

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From the Darko Facebook page

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(Poorbadger) #367

Theodor Adorno on Popular Music

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(Chris ) #369

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Beat me to it Chris!

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Underneath the pics are socks. Of course, not in matching pairs.

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#372

++ my keys, wallet and bike lock

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(Chris ) #373

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(Paul) #375

One of them looks a bit off to me. :roll_eyes:

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(Ged) #377

Day appropriate.

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(Anders Vinberg) #378

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(Chris ) #379

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#381

Yesterday my five-year-old daughter told me the following joke…

Q: How did Beethoven travel around Europe?

A: He took the Ludwig van.

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(Ged) #382

Early over achiever there!:joy:

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(Darko.Audio & Twittering Machines contributor) #384

Courtesy of my very good friend Derek Nash - pasted in as I couldn’t work out how to link to the original FB post - doh!


The Cheese Songbook

Just found this - the result of a long gig with Geoff Gascoyne.

Killing me soufflé with his song
Chas and Dave’s classic - rarebit, rarebit, rarebit,
I quiched a girl and I like it
Quiche me, honey, honey, Quiche me
It started with a quiche
Prelude to a quiche
(that’s enough now !!)

Ding dong dairylea on high
Ricotta get out of this place
The whey we were,
Streets of Philadelphia,
Jaquie lousier jazz interpretation of Air on a Brie string
Gouda wash that man right out of my hair
Cheese release me, let me go
On Blue Brie hill
Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Emmental
Boursin St blues
Lady be Gouda by Mozzarella Fitzgerald
It’s getting Feta all the time
A whey in a manger
In the stilton of the night
The theme from the Roquefort files
Oh no not my Babybel, not my sweet Babybel
Hallou, is it mi you’re looking for
Hit the road jack (Monterey) (With solo from red Leicester Young)
You’ve got to be Caerphilly taught (Rogers and Hammerstein-South Pacific)
My baby bel cares for me
Philadelphia freedom
Wensleydale night prayer meeting my Charlie Mingus
Air on a Cheese String
I should have known Feta
Stilton night , holy night
Queso, queso, queso
Dairylea we roll along
Yargbird Suite
Coagulations
Tronchon d’amour
Don’t cry for me Burratina
You’re so Veined
Gratin Doll
Puttin’ out the Ritz
Cheesy Lover and If Leaving Me is Cheesy by Caerphilly Collins
The Macaroni
What a friend we have in Cheeses
There is no grater love
Je ne raclette rein
Chive talkin’ by the Brie Gees
Good King Wensleydale
Feta the Breville you know
I’m afraid the Mascarpone is over

Anything by :
Dairylea Lewis
The Yargbirds
Edam and the ants
Ry Gouda
Mozerella Fitzgerald
Edam Piaf
Camembert Adderley
Caerphilly Jo Jones
Dave Rennet and the Rabble Rousers
Edam Faith

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Ideas for a wine, champagne, and cheese tasting party?