My wife stumbled over that one and framed it for me
Btw. google finds this one under “audio bum”
The audiophile’s nightmare. After he dies, his wife will sell his gear for what he told her he’d spent on it.
I fear that every day and I’m nowhere near dead yet
That would be much worse, when she sells your stuff when you are still alive
When you are dead, your gear is the smallest problem
Play the guitar like Yoda Richards NOBODY can!
Rowan Atkinson is absolutely fantastic in this Hifi shop sketch…
That is a good one. I relate.
I saw this one on Facebook today
Hilarious!! The same goes with my guitar collection!
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A: A Flat Major.
Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: All they said was, “BACH, BACH, BACH…”
Driving home one day in the late '90s, I stopped to offer a lift to one of my sons friends who lived across the street.
As he was getting in, I heard some one ask “who’s that”?
The reply was “that’s Blairs dad, he’s the one with the funny black CDs”
I had to chuckle.
A jazz musician goes to the doctor’s.
Doctor: “I’m afraid I’ve got bad news for you. You only have three weeks to live.”
Musician: “On what?”