PIANIST: “OK, let’s do ‘I’ll Remember April’. First six bars in A-flat. Bar 7 modulate down to F. Bar 12, back up to A-flat again, but then in 7/8.”
SINGER: “That’s crazy! I couldn’t possibly do that!”
PIANIST: “You DID last night . . . “
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Billy Connelly: With banjo players there are some sentences you never hear anyone say: “She left with the banjo player”, “That’s the banjo player’s Ferrari” …
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Hi @ged_hickman1,
an extremely well-written article on both the causes and symptoms of “Hifi fetishism”! 
Thanks a lot for posting this link.
Q. How do you know if the stage is level at a bluegrass gig?
A. The banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth… 
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A jazz musician is someone who loads a $5,000 instrument into a $500 car to go to a $50 gig.
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Rowan Atkinson mocking Elton John and grilling him about the origin of his name…
"Funny name, ‘Elton’. How did you come by it…?" 
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Audiophile 1: “Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness.”
Audiophile 2: “That’s so sad, what did he have?”
Audiophile 1: " Krell, Thiel, Theta, and Nordost."
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The world famous Amazon Denon cable listing, reviews including gems such as…
“Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it.”
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Are you sure it wasn’t MQA that “killed” Bob? 
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I bet a lot of Hifi enthusiasts would happily pay the five bucks…
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Q: What did the drummer say to the band leader?
A: Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
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Q to Paul McCartney; Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?
Paul M; he’s not even the best drummer in the Beatles.
Actually originates from Jasper Carrot (UK comedian for those not here) but it sounds better coming from Paul!_
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Is this funny or sad? 
I’m not sure yet…
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Not a difficult decision at all. It’s BOTH. No doubt about it!
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Some of the jackets are very pretty.
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