Audio or music related anecdotes, jokes, cartoons... anyone? [2018]

Cats can’t stand cheesy lyrics…

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Q: What is another term for “trombone”?

A: A wind driven, manually operated pitch approximator.

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Very harsh!

Hi @Joel,

I don’t know. Depends on the orchestra, doesn’t it.? :joy:

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For music lovers…

funny

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C Major

(Enharmonic equivalence…)

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It’s always the other way round. The conductor gets confused but the orchestra just ignores him/her as before.

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Hi @Ludwig,

when I wrote “Depends on the orchestra”, I was referring to the joke about the 2nd violins, not the one about the conductor…:grinning:

grafik

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A New Yorker moved to Montana for the skiing.
He described common conversations with the locals: “What kind of music do you like?” “Both kinds. Country and western.”

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This joke was famously referenced in the Blues Brothers at Bob’s Country Bunker, but I expect it’s much older than that.

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Prolonged

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Thinking of getting the new Bixby smart speakers.
Are they Roon Tested?

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Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows, nobody ever looks at him.

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