Audio or music related anecdotes, jokes, cartoons... anyone? [2019]

[ged_hickman1]

Day appropriate.

[AndersVinberg]

[Chrislayeruk (Chris)]

[Chrislayeruk (Chris)]

[Axel.S]

Yesterday my five-year-old daughter told me the following joke…

Q: How did Beethoven travel around Europe?

A: He took the Ludwig van.

[ged_hickman1]

Early over achiever there!

[Chrislayeruk (Chris)]

[Phil_Wright]

Courtesy of my very good friend Derek Nash - pasted in as I couldn’t work out how to link to the original FB post - doh!

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The Cheese Songbook

Just found this - the result of a long gig with Geoff Gascoyne.

Killing me soufflé with his song
Chas and Dave’s classic - rarebit, rarebit, rarebit,
I quiched a girl and I like it
Quiche me, honey, honey, Quiche me
It started with a quiche
Prelude to a quiche
(that’s enough now !!)

Ding dong dairylea on high
Ricotta get out of this place
The whey we were,
Streets of Philadelphia,
Jaquie lousier jazz interpretation of Air on a Brie string
Gouda wash that man right out of my hair
Cheese release me, let me go
On Blue Brie hill
Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Emmental
Boursin St blues
Lady be Gouda by Mozzarella Fitzgerald
It’s getting Feta all the time
A whey in a manger
In the stilton of the night
The theme from the Roquefort files
Oh no not my Babybel, not my sweet Babybel
Hallou, is it mi you’re looking for
Hit the road jack (Monterey) (With solo from red Leicester Young)
You’ve got to be Caerphilly taught (Rogers and Hammerstein-South Pacific)
My baby bel cares for me
Philadelphia freedom
Wensleydale night prayer meeting my Charlie Mingus
Air on a Cheese String
I should have known Feta
Stilton night , holy night
Queso, queso, queso
Dairylea we roll along
Yargbird Suite
Coagulations
Tronchon d’amour
Don’t cry for me Burratina
You’re so Veined
Gratin Doll
Puttin’ out the Ritz
Cheesy Lover and If Leaving Me is Cheesy by Caerphilly Collins
The Macaroni
What a friend we have in Cheeses
There is no grater love
Je ne raclette rein
Chive talkin’ by the Brie Gees
Good King Wensleydale
Feta the Breville you know
I’m afraid the Mascarpone is over

Anything by :
Dairylea Lewis
The Yargbirds
Edam and the ants
Ry Gouda
Mozerella Fitzgerald
Edam Piaf
Camembert Adderley
Caerphilly Jo Jones
Dave Rennet and the Rabble Rousers
Edam Faith

[Henry_McLeod (Henry)]

I don’t recall if this has been posted but some nice music related observation made.

[AndersVinberg]

I think I have seen (or posted?) versions of this before…
Accordion?

[Edmund_Comber]

Ukulele… that seems to be the mass mania instrument of the moment for people who can’t play an instrument… there are Ukulele groups springing up every where here in the UK

[Geoff_Coupe]

George (and Beryl) would be proud.

[Chrislayeruk (Chris)]

It’s great fun playing Uke and there are some amazing players in the world that will shock you.

I’ve seen this guy live twice and he is incredible.

[HWZ]

This video’s gonna make you guys ukulele “BELIEVERS”…

[Axel.S]

Great musicianship and great sense of humour. A very cool video! Thanks a bunch!

[Roony]

[HWZ]

Hi @Roony!

That’s a really great sketch. Atkinson at his best!

(I posted the same video in January 2018).

[Roony]

Ok sorry. I worked in a hi-fi shop for 22 years but I don’t recognize the behavior of the sellers … ??

[Philip_Murray]

And I replied to your posting in Jan 18

[Philip_Murray]

A word of warning to guitar players everywhere - this is what happens when you put your acoustic guitar in the dishwasher.