Cats can’t stand cheesy lyrics…
Q: What is another term for “trombone”?
A: A wind driven, manually operated pitch approximator.
For music lovers…
It’s always the other way round. The conductor gets confused but the orchestra just ignores him/her as before.
when I wrote “Depends on the orchestra”, I was referring to the joke about the 2nd violins, not the one about the conductor…
A New Yorker moved to Montana for the skiing.
He described common conversations with the locals: “What kind of music do you like?” “Both kinds. Country and western.”
This joke was famously referenced in the Blues Brothers at Bob’s Country Bunker, but I expect it’s much older than that.
Thinking of getting the new Bixby smart speakers.
Are they Roon Tested?
Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows, nobody ever looks at him.