I understand what you are sharing. The history of this all is interesting unto itself:
Fender made a Relic strat in the 90s. My wife bought me one and put it under my youngest daughter’s bed to surprise me one Christmas.
It is a 1957, Mary Kay, heavily worn, tarnished gold hardware etc. I believe I shared a photo of it above somewhere. The kids were quite young then and began putting stickers on the pick guard. I have not the heart to remove them, but…I took the guitar with me to one of their lessons. Their teacher was certain this was an original, and he was appalled that I was ruining a vintage instrument.
When Fender was acquired by CBS, early Strats became highly desirable. Fender then realized we could make a series of tribute guitars by “relic’ing” them. They made heavy Relics like my own, and they also made less worn guitars as “Closet Classics”. Also, as people like Hendrix, Stevie Ray, etc wore their guitars, wanting to look like theirs was just another fashion.
I think this is separate and apart from the 58-60 Les Paul, especially the “bursts”. No one wanted a Les Paul, and Gibson made the SG as the Les Paul declined in sales. Well, as something declines, it becomes less available (like Linn turntables or vintage McIntosh tube equipment) and demand begins to exceed supply.
Several actors as well as Slash and especially Joe Bonamassa began paying exorbitant prices for these old instruments. Slash has a burst (see him discuss this with a Gibson rep) that is essentially new and is priceless.
Peter Green’s burst had a pick up wired out of phase. That guitar is now owned by Kirk Hammett.
It was not difficult for Gibson to learn that people wanted deliberately aged Les Pauls for fans of the artists as well as tribute guitars to resemble the artist. Tom Murphy has benefitted by that decision.
But even if you bought new and played heavily, it would not have the checkering (etc) of a vintage nitrocellulose finish.
People collect autographs even though they could easily sign things themselves. As you note, we are a strange breed.
I hope you will create your own relic and show photos of the process. There are many videos on how people follow that journey. (I like the exact same colors that you do).