All the better for the brevity 
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Chris, if you thought that was a groaner, what about this?:
Bloke walks into a hi-fi shop. Says to the assistant “do you sell wasps?”
Assistant, “no, of course not”
Bloke, “well you’ve got one in the window”
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Now that IS a groaner
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Buzz off!!!
I think this puts a lot of the complaints on Roon into perspective We never had it so good. For many of us of a certain age, Roon and all it offers is Science Fiction…
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They were great until the single playing on top started to slip due to lack of friction against the records below it. 5000 songs on shuffle seems a limitation but try stacking that many singles…
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What about bass fishers ? Are they eligible ? 
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It makes me wonder how the world will react when (or if) Keith ever does go? So many jokes will be lost then…
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Back in 1965 I got one of these for my 15th birthday.
I used to record Alan Freeman’s show - Top 40 on Sunday afternoon - and make playlists by editing and splicing tape. Where we lived (west coast of Cumbria) you could get Radio Luxembourg on a good night but no chance of pirate radio. First thing I remember recording was Barry Maguire’s Eve of Destruction.
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Yep, me too, but waaaaay before the Jackson 5 were around. It was a “flimsy” that, when you wanted to play it, you needed to put a quarter on the disc to hold it steady. About 10 plays and it was done, Thanks for the memory!
MIKE
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