I was sitting on the porch of my cottage in Sweden, next to a field where they were setting up for the Midsummer festivities.
A guy carrying an accordion walked by on the road.
He stepped in and asked if he could use the bathroom.
They are just like regular people.
Did you ask him to leave the accordion outside?
What? And get it stolen?
Not likely.
Jed had a banjo that he couldn’t sell. Frustrated, he left it in the front seat of his car with all the windows open in a busy area hoping someone would want it. He went into a store for a bit. When he returned, whaddya know? Two banjos on his front seat!
What’s the best pickup to put on a banjo?
An f-150.
Q:Whats the difference between Terrorists and banjo players?
A:Terrorists have sympathizers
That would be a blessing, wouldn’t it? 
That’s just the left side, right?
It’s just the negative connection on one. The other truck has the red cable.
And whatever you do don’t watch the football (Brits will understand, well the English variety anyway)