It’s kind of funny when the reviewer slags Jack Johnson for being mellow, but this one is beyond the pale! Perhaps it was hacked because it makes no sense to me. The bio for Stokowski in Roon:
Quite a few of these ‘lunatic’ reviews knocking about!
Best to laugh at them as Roon Labs relies on the service from Allmusic and has not control over the quality of these reviews.
Anyway - critics and reviewers are often wrong 
Yup - just checked the reviewer. Same idiot who has written several joke/naff reviews ie James Leonard