“The Ferrari F12 is so pathetic. It doesn’t have keyless go, or adaptive cruise control, or blind spot warning, it can’t even park itself!” “What is it like to drive? How does it perform on the road?” “Oh, I’ve never driven a Ferrari.”
“The Hasselblad X1D is so pathetic. It doesn’t have a live histogram or a tilting screen or a focus point joystick, and the fastest shutter speed is 2000!” “What is it like to use? What do your pictures look like?” “Oh, I’ve never used a Hasselblad.”
“MQA is so pathetic. Leaky filters, and minimum phase, and noise floor bla bla bla…” “What does it sound like on the music you listen to?” “Oh, I’ve never listened to MQA.”
Some critiques look like this.