Having seen the results, they all didn’t work (or were all keyed to my account specifically), so I’ve cut out all the referents and only left the replies so this will be comprehensible to any poor souls who come across it in the future.
Did you receive the 6/23 message with the subject Celebrate the Height of Summer With the Escape P6 Air? The unsubscribe link at the bottom of that message was the one that led me to page I posted here.