Best definition of audiophile I’ve ever heard. Bonus points for it being an Alan Parsons quote.
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Audio joke?
Abe Lincoln played electric guitar. I read that on the internet.
I was sceptical, but a quick search reveals he did indeed play the electric guitar …
Here he can be seen making a guest appearance at a Rolling Stones gig in 1859.
I am sure Keith Richards was there as well 
Keith was Abe’s mentor
Do these clean my ears while listening?
Sure, it’s a Dyson! It even cleans the air from the environment before it blows it onto your eardrums, and the dirt particles are transported out through the central holes. Their battery only lasts for 15 minutes though.
That really blows, can’t even get through Close To The Edge.
The caption should be “New AirPods Spring Onioned” 
Major Scallion! New AirPods photo leeked! ….nope the original one is still best
He will be the one who inherits the earth, what’s left of it .
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
“First offender?”
“Nope. First a Gibson. Then, a Fender.”
Brum-de-dum. 